Monday, July 4, 2011

Quotes of the Week

In honor of our last activity of watching "Heavyweights" I thought I would share some funny quotes from the movie.

Tony Perkis: [on the PA] Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it...
Lars:  You've broken my camera!
Pat Finley: Who wants to tell us the lesson we learned here?
Roy: Don't put twinkies on your pizza!
Lars: Hello, I am your new friend and counselor. Please insists about wearing your Perkins System uniforms. Your families will be billed automatically. Now, lets play a fun game that helps us learn each others names.
Josh: [mocking Lars' accent] We already know each others names.
Lars: Silence!
Tony Perkis: [over the loudspeakers] Time to wake up, campers! Today is evaluation day. The key word here is 'value.' Do you have any? Not yet! But before summer's over, this camp's gonna be filled with skinny winners!
Roy: "Skinny weiners?" You hear that, guys?

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